Please don’t respect me any less for getting all soft and un-snarky on you guys.

Dear Zazzle:

Is it possible to “Customize” this to make it grammatically correct?

It was somewhat cathartic to write this, but I believe further action is needed.

I’m moved, but as long as you’re still here, let me show you what I’ve been working on at my new place…

I tried, Tumblr. Really I did.

But you can’t seem to offer me the flexibility of your neighbor, Wordpress.

So I’m packing up my things and starting fresh over there.

Well, I’ll actually leave my things here because right now there’s nowhere to put them.

But since I’m trying to set up a website, the cards we’ll eventually end up there. 

I understand it’s inconvenient to have to travel to another location, but if you like what I post, maybe you’ll check it out from time to time.

Thanks, everyone, for your support and positive feedback!

It’s best not to feed the trolls ANYTHING!

No, they’re not trying to profit at all…

Anything really bugging you and you can’t direct your grievance at the source of said bugginess?

Tell me about it and I’ll (try to) make a card expressly for you!

Submit your idea where it says “Rant here” and I’ll see what I can do for ya.

I love Twitter drama! Keep it up!

Taste me.